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Alrighty here you can add jokes to make others laugh or not lol:p so feel free to add and laugh cause this page is lock free (but plz keep it none rasise) ( lol i kno i'm making a few spelling mistakes!)
PS when adding a joke plz keep th patern like for example red, blue, red, blue get the drift?! lol :p
Here are some jokes that are sure to crack you up!!!
Redneck Jokes.....
You might be a redneck if....
1. You have been married 3 times and still have the same in laws.
2. If you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
3. If you and your dog share the same tree!!!
4. If you take a 6 pack of beer to church.
blond jokes!!...(were sry if this makes anyone upset..just remember its a joke!
1.A blond went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blond if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
2.Q: How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around
Chuck Norris jokes(SO FUNNY!!!).....
1. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
3. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
4. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
5. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. (Now you guy's know why Amelia dissapered!!!)
6. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
7. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
8. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
9. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
10. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
11. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
12. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
13. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
14. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
15. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
16. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
17. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
18. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
19. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
MORE AMAZINGLY FUNNY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES....
1. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
2. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the Light Side, the Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
4. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
5. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
6. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
7. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
8. One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Yea how about no more Chuck Norris jokes.
Here is a awesome joke. It's called letter to your mom after school.
David's mom was walking around the house looking for David. Not outside. Not in the bathroom. Not in the kitchen. She finnaly decided to look in his room. When she went in the room she gasped. The room was neat (wich it never was). The bed was made and everything looked cleaned up. Then she noticed a white envelope on the pillow. The envelope said "To Mom". She reconisded Davids hand writing... lol. She opened the envelope and inside was a letter. Here it is.
Dear Mom,
I ran away to my girlfriends house. You wouldn't approve of here because she has aidds, HIV, she has piercings everywhere. She does drugs. And I thought you would punish me so I left there. Don't worry mom I am fine!
Love,
David
David's mom was devestaded. Then she looked at the letter again and noticed a P.S. on it. Here it is
P.S.
Just Kidding! See there are a lot of worse things in life than a bad report card! LOL. It's in the center drawer. Call me when it's safe to come home!
The last joke by-Degenlordy
PS when adding a joke plz keep th patern like for example red, blue, red, blue get the drift?! lol :p
Here are some jokes that are sure to crack you up!!!
Redneck Jokes.....
You might be a redneck if....
1. You have been married 3 times and still have the same in laws.
2. If you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
3. If you and your dog share the same tree!!!
4. If you take a 6 pack of beer to church.
blond jokes!!...(were sry if this makes anyone upset..just remember its a joke!
1.A blond went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blond if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
2.Q: How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around
Chuck Norris jokes(SO FUNNY!!!).....
1. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
3. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
4. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
5. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. (Now you guy's know why Amelia dissapered!!!)
6. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
7. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
8. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
9. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
10. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
11. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
12. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
13. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
14. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
15. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
16. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
17. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
18. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
19. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
MORE AMAZINGLY FUNNY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES....
1. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
2. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the Light Side, the Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
4. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
5. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
6. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
7. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
8. One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Yea how about no more Chuck Norris jokes.
Here is a awesome joke. It's called letter to your mom after school.
David's mom was walking around the house looking for David. Not outside. Not in the bathroom. Not in the kitchen. She finnaly decided to look in his room. When she went in the room she gasped. The room was neat (wich it never was). The bed was made and everything looked cleaned up. Then she noticed a white envelope on the pillow. The envelope said "To Mom". She reconisded Davids hand writing... lol. She opened the envelope and inside was a letter. Here it is.
Dear Mom,
I ran away to my girlfriends house. You wouldn't approve of here because she has aidds, HIV, she has piercings everywhere. She does drugs. And I thought you would punish me so I left there. Don't worry mom I am fine!
Love,
David
David's mom was devestaded. Then she looked at the letter again and noticed a P.S. on it. Here it is
P.S.
Just Kidding! See there are a lot of worse things in life than a bad report card! LOL. It's in the center drawer. Call me when it's safe to come home!
The last joke by-Degenlordy
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